Full Mission Statment

Main Ideas Outline:

1. Q Division is dedicated to making security systems that entertain

• unorthodox security systems, more inventive than a simple alarm
• systems that will disable intruders or attackers until further action can by taken
• for instance, exploding Silly Putty™ can be used to entangle and trap an intruder, laughing gas can keep a would-be criminal out of action for up to 20 minutes

2. Our idea is to make security more interesting

• guards get bored with communication and surveillance, laziness results, prefer game boys
• smaller, cheaper devices can be used to cover blind spots
• automated system components that can cover for over-stretched human capital

3. Aim is deterrence through embarrassment

• punishment system more geared towards embarrassment and discomfort than harm
• fines and community service aren’t very satisfying, but spray painting someone blue will be a lesson remembered, and way more entertaining

4. Our new system can build off of existing camera network and databases

• Bluetooth systems for wireless communication to a central control center that can be accessed from smaller stations
• Guards can interface with the network through a monitor link, or can leave things to be   automated, so there can be a human factor or not
• Pattern recognition and AI profiling can assist in identifying threats
• Small devices set up in a variety of configurations, connected to the control center wirelessly will be used to set off various defense mechanisms

5. Possible uses are many and varied, we will contract with anyone

• Perfect for personal or commercial security systems
• Applicable for governmental or military defense as well
• System can be modified to be a training system

6. Our goal is to be most effective and efficient security system while minimizing needless human or property loss and maximizing jocularity.